Check this out. I found this on a website.
SOME MOTHERS JUST DON’T CUT IT.
(When I was around 6 years old, my mom cut my hair really short. One day, I was being watched after school by a family friend. I am coming down the stairs with the friend’s son when my mom arrives.)
Mom: “Who is that adorable little boy coming down your stairs?”
Family friend: “Uh, that would be your daughter.”