I bought another pre-loved books, one in particular was F in Exams by Richard Benson. The book was about examples of creative answers from clueless but canny students. Even by reading the cover already make me laugh.
Here are some of them.
Q: What is a vacuum?
A: Something my mum says I should use more often.
Q: Describe the chemical differences between H2O and CO2.
A: H2O is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?
A: Mariah Carey.
Q: Adam cuts his arm. Blood gushes out and is red in colour. What does this show?
A: He is not a robot, he’s a real boy!
Q: What does ‘terminal illness’ mean?
A: When you become ill at the airport.
Q: Explain the concept of homeostasis.
A: It is when you stay at home all day and don’t go out.
Q: What instrument do you use to measure temperature?
A: A trombone.
Q: Explain the meaning of the word ‘magma’.
A: Japanese cartoons.
Q: What is lahar?
A: A city in Pakistan.
Q: What was the main industry in Persia?
Q: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Q: Name the smaller rivers which run into the Nile.
A: The Juveniles.
Q: Name six animals which live specifically in the Arctic.
A: Two polar bears and four seals.
Q: Inhabitants of Moscow are called…
Q: Write two hundred thousands in figures.
A: Two hundred thousands in figures.
Q: What is a six-sided polygon known as?
A: An empty cage.
Q: What is random variable?
A: Someone with multiple personalities.
HA HA HA..